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hannibal-the-shadowhunter:

madskittlez29:

deathpoolquinn:

Dear Supernatural and Doctor Who fandom, 

We also have angels…

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AREN’T THEY CUTE?!?!?!?!??!

XOXO Fannibals

Dear Fannibals,

Thank you for making the rest of us look sane.

Sincerely:

The Sherlock Fandom

To Sherlock fandom

It’s okay,

would you like to come round for dinner?

The Fannibals

p.s. all our food is 100% organic

bad joke I’m sorry

thedoctorpottergames:

run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for 

maybe they said that cause not all people with vaginas identify as women idk just puttin that out there

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

yellowbrickrose:

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you clever boy

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lolsofunny:

laugh-addict:

Video not available your country 

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30 second advert - no skip button 

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This video is private

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You must be over 18 to watch this video

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sounds like when I’m looking on youtube for johnlock fanarts….

(lol here!)

bitchyhistory:

lampsarepeopletoo:

lampsarepeopletoo:

my mom walked in on my boyfriend and i naked and then 5 minutes later she slipped this note under my door


my mom responded to the situation by buying me a door knob with a lock on it

best parental reaction or best parental reaction

bitchyhistory:

lampsarepeopletoo:

lampsarepeopletoo:

my mom walked in on my boyfriend and i naked and then 5 minutes later she slipped this note under my door

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my mom responded to the situation by buying me a door knob with a lock on it

best parental reaction or best parental reaction

Not feminism: Oh my God, that woman is wearing make-up and high heels! She can't be a feminist. She's just adhering to the patriarchal expectations of femininity! What a traitor to her gender.
Not feminism: I hate men! Women are so much better than men! All men are rapists and we don't need their help! Men are just there to oppress us and keep us down! Women are the superior gender.
Not feminism: You're giving up your career to have a baby? You're being dictated to by a man! That's the wrong choice! You've slept with twenty men? Wow, way to show that you have no respect for yourself.
Feminism: Women and men are equal. No-one should be discriminated against on the basis of their gender. Women have the right to decide how to live their life, how to dress, what to do with their body and who to love.

ankankimatank:

mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. 

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew 

did you write it in sharpie marker is the real question

winchesterprayers:

today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because

swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac

What I think when kids in my class read
  • That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
  • That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
  • Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
  • THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
  • Can I sleep?
  • If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
  • You can’t pronounce THAT word?
  • WHAT THE HELL
  • The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
  • My skin’s crawling
  • Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard
  • You skipped a line
  • LOL what was that?
  • I don’t even.