May 2013
rabioheab:
what do you mean “indie” isn’t short for “indian”
connected-to-harley:
Can you imagine if Pepper and Tony were to ever have kids that in the delivery room the nurse would try to hand Tony the baby and he’d just look at it like
i don’t like to be handed things
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ACTING
goldenwingsofgabriel:
WHEN THIS GUY:
IS ACTUALLY PLAYED BY THIS GUY:
the-fandoms-are-cool:
darrynek:
hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go
I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”
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trillow:
my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with her paw i think i just got baptised
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formuioli:
we were on the verge of nuclear war and we didnt give a shit but when yahoo makes an offering to buy tumblr we all start freakin out
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cvanillaa:
People are so vulnerable at night. They’re willing to spill out their souls to anyone willing to listen. They have desires to do things that never cross their mind when the sun is in the sky.
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breakyourprettywings:
crowley-:
...
Fin-Swe
allyourkermavilisbelongtous:
Well that was disappointment
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cantankerouscrab:
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
‘Assassin’s Creed’ Starring Michael Fassbender... →
enrychan:
There’s been a killer addition to the Summer of 2015. Assassin’s Creed, based on the popular Ubisoft video game series, will hit theaters on May 22, 2015. 20th Century Fox is now on board the project which, at this point, only has Michael Fassbender attached to play Desmond Miles, the descendant of a long line of assassins who can relive the memories of his ancestors.
At this point,...
bulletbakas:
Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
ericandy:
during a history exam once one of the questions was “How was Stalin buying time from Hitler to prevent him attacking the Soviet Union?” or something and I wrote “he was stallin’”
halfway through grading them the next day my teacher started laughing really quietly and she had to eject herself from the classroom for five minutes
she marked it as correct
blogging in front of your parents
laugh-addict:
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mercedelede:
this gif just gets cuter the longer i stare at it
sammysamwinchester:
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sammysamwinchester:
so it was recently my language arts teacher’s birthday, and one of his students brought him a cardboard cutout of legolas that now just sits in various places in our classroom, like today
legolas returns
my teacher wrote this himself also when i told him about how many notes it has he nearly choked on his coffee so thanks...
wayward-wormstache:
nopantsrevolution:
danglingthpider:
phlynn:
please dont make disney characters have tattoos and piercings and blackhair and stretchers
please
stop
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andrewpauldost:
i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
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twistedviper:
whorusszahhak:
perfectionistdia:
whorusszahhak:
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY...
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ser-merlin-of-valyria:
6 hours until eurovision
hide yo kids
hide yo wife
europe’s going to blow up
